If you would like to sell something here and you don’t have permission yet, then please reply to this topic to ask for permission. A human will grant you permission at the earliest opportunity.
What should you reply with? Don’t overthink it.
Make sure to read the rules first: About the Buy and Sell category. Don’t break the rule! (There’s only one.) You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minute by yourself, you know, and you feel shame, you know.[1]
Slap Shot! What’s wrong with you?! And no, you don’t get free. ↩︎